Soil Milk

A Typical Conversation: Me: (In a constipated voice) Awwwwww….look at that baby. Sooo cute. Awwww. Tyler: Yeah. He really is cute. Me: I need a baby. Tyler: (silence) Me: Ok. I need a baby someday. Definitely after my half marathon. Only a month to wait. Tyler: (pause)…yeah. Some day. I’ve got the itch. Every baby I see is adorable, even if they were just born and look more alien than human. I mean, E is eight and there is barely any baby left in him. Only when he sleeps does he look reminiscent of his baby self. Generally, I show
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